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>> Tuesday, January 3, 2012
Really Funny Jokes |
- New Year's Resolutions for Him and Her
- Hilarious jokes-The seventh child
- Knock knock jokes-Too many queations
| New Year's Resolutions for Him and Her Posted: 03 Jan 2012 12:02 AM PST
Her - Lose weight / Go on a diet / Drink more water Him - One case beer per weekend (unless having guys over or Superbowl weekend) Her - ONLY one chocolate bar per week Him - ONLY three nights at topless bar per week Her - Workout - Jog/Step Bench 5 times week Him - Move furniture to find lost little black book and bedroom TV remote Her - Subscribe to Shape/Fitness Magazine Him - Call 1-800 number to get on Victoria's Secret catalog mailing list Her - Go on romantic second date with Bob/Accounting Him - Score on second date with Suzy/Marketing Her - Get organized/clean house Him - Give old Penthouse mags to Goodwill (or younger brother) Her - Buy new Daily Planner Him - Buy new little Black Book if no luck under furniture Her - Find out name of tall good-looking guy in Finance Him - Score with tall, long-legged Blond in Finance Her - Read More / Less TV Him - Buy Dish - More sports channels!! Her - Watch quality TV with positive messages Him - When surfing DO NOT stop on "Allie McBeal" -EVER Her - Plan budget / Save more money Him - Only three nights at topless bar per week   |
| Hilarious jokes-The seventh child Posted: 03 Jan 2012 12:01 AM PST
wife(crying) : yes.............. husband : who? Wife: You.........................   |
| Knock knock jokes-Too many queations Posted: 03 Jan 2012 12:01 AM PST
Who's there? Howe-wenwat-wai How, when, what, why, who? You ask too many questions! Forget it.   |
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