Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Taking pictures

Posted: 02 Jan 2012 12:01 AM PST


The leading couple of this joke consists of a husband and a wife. The wife has just taken a shower and comes out wrapped in a towel, still shy being newly wed.

"Well, I've seen you naked. You don't need that towel," says the husband.

"I just feel more comfortable this way," the wife responds.

"But I want to take a picture of you in a natural state," continues the husband.

The wife gets suspicious and asks what the husband would do with the photo. "I'll put in in my wallet and keep it close to my heart all the time," he responds, and gets his picture then heading for shower himself. He returns clean but also wrapped in a towel.

"Why are you wearing that towel now - I want a photo of you in return," demands the wife. The Husband does as he's told, the photo's taken and they check the result in their digital camera.

"What will you do with this photo of me, then?" asks the husband.

The wife takes a good look at her husband, then the photo, then husband again. "I'll have it enlarged," she finally responds.

Celebrity jokes-Down under

Posted: 02 Jan 2012 12:01 AM PST


After their wedding, Prince William and Kate have announced that they'll be going "down under" to celebrate. They also plan to take a honeymoon; I think they said in Australia.

Funny jokes-Never drink water

Posted: 02 Jan 2012 02:17 AM PST


An army major went to a doctor because of his failing health. After thorough check up the doctor announced: "Hydropsy."

"And what is Hydropsy?" The major asked.

Doctor: "There is more water in your body than is good for you."

The major was a 'whiskey-on-rocks' guy. He exclaimed: "Water and me? My dear doctor, I will have you know that I never drink water." And as an afterthought added: "It must have been all that ice."

Posted by madhu at 5:07 AM

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