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Jokes funny-Army inspection

Posted: 01 Feb 2010 12:02 AM PST


Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.

"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.

"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied.

"I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for your elongated penises?"

"No sir, our mother."

"Your mother? You idiot, women don't have penises!"

"I know, sir," replied the recruit, "But she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best she could."

Short funny hillbilly jokes-Married

Posted: 01 Feb 2010 12:01 AM PST


How can you tell if a hillbilly is married?
There are tobacco juice stains on both sides of his pickup truck.

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