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Really Funny Jokes


Hillbilly jokes-Possum

Posted: 14 Jan 2010 12:03 AM PST


How many hillbillies does it take eat a 'possum?
Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.

Adult humor jokes-Pest Control

Posted: 14 Jan 2010 12:02 AM PST


A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. 'Quick,' said the woman to the lover,'into the closet,' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet. 'Who are you?' he asked him. 'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone, ' said the exterminator. 'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked. 'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied. 'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband. The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little b**tards!'

Short funny jokes-F word

Posted: 14 Jan 2010 12:01 AM PST


How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

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