Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Syllables

Posted: 26 Dec 2009 12:05 AM PST


Little Johnny's teacher says "Class today we are going to learn multi-syllable words. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Little Johnny raises his hand "Me Miss Finch!"
Miss Finch turns towards the eager young lad "All right Little Johnny what is your multi-syllable word?"
Little Johnny says "Mas-tur-bate" .
Miss Finch smiles and says "Well little Johnny that sure is a mouthful!".

Short funny jokes-Plaque

Posted: 26 Dec 2009 12:04 AM PST


What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque

Adult jokes-Virgin test

Posted: 26 Dec 2009 12:03 AM PST


A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he can tell if his bride is a virgin.
The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel.'
The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do with these?'
The doc replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue, and if she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw", you hit her head with the shovel.'

Posted by madhu at 5:12 AM

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