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>> Thursday, September 10, 2009
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- Sar Jhuka Kay Geo
- Urdu Funny Text Messages
- Funny Load Shedding Text Messages
- Load Shedding Text Messages
- Funny Marriage Text Messages
- Sardar Text Messages
- Smile Text Messages
- Actress Meera Abi Tak Unmarried Ho
- Michael Jackson Loves You
- Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi
- Konsa Dost Kaam Ayega
| Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:28 PM PDT In Ramzan: UAE 60% discount on all food items! Qatar every food item will sell on its cost price. Kuwait 50% discount and buy 1 get 1 free on all food items Saudia 30% discount on all food items Bangladesh 5% discount Pakistan 150% increase in the price of food items! Sar Jhuka Kay Geo...   |
| Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:27 PM PDT Ek Aadmi ne Zoo Mai 3 Zabaane bolne wala Tota (Parrot) dekha: Jo English, Urdu Aur Sindhi bolta tha. Usne 3 zabane check karne k liye us se puhcha: Who r u? Tota: I'm Parrot Admi: Aap kon ho? Tota: Mai Tota hun. Admi: Tu kair ayen? Tota: Tunjhi Maa jo yaar... Hikri dafa chayona Tota ayan, Samajh mai natho ache?   |
| Funny Load Shedding Text Messages Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:25 PM PDT * Lakeeren * Usne Mere Hath ki Lakeeren Dekhin Aur Phir Hans k Kaha. Tujhe Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Milega. Siwaye.... BIJLI Kay. :-)   |
| Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:25 PM PDT Akbar: Anarkali! Tujhe Kya Chahiye? Taaj ya Takht? Anaarkali: Jahanpanah Mujhe na Taj Chahiye aur na he Takht. Bus 1 Naya Connection Chahiye. U.P.S Ka. :-)   |
| Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:24 PM PDT Biwi ko Apni Palko pe Bitha lo. De k Khushi uske saray Ghum Chura lo. Pyaar Aisa karo k sab dekhte reh jaaen. Parrosan bhi aa k kahe "Mujhe Apni Biwi Bana lo." :-)   |
| Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:24 PM PDT Sardar: O Tery Result da ki banya? Pappu: Miss Kendi Aye Is Class wich 1 Saal Hor Laggay Ga. Sardar: Saal Pavain 2,3 Lag Jawan Par Fail Na Hovin Mera Puttar. :-)   |
| Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:23 PM PDT Smile to Old means Respect. Smile to Child means Innocence. Smile to Friend means Care. Smile in front of Mobile means a Mental Case. Still Smiling... Confirmed! ;-)   |
| Actress Meera Abi Tak Unmarried Ho Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:22 PM PDT Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain? Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.   |
| Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:21 PM PDT It is my fault: Ye sab mere ghalti hai. Me ne hi Michael Jackson ko SMS me likha tha k "I Don't Love You" Muje kya pata tha k wo Bechara ye baat dil per he le jayega. :-)   |
| Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:20 PM PDT Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k. Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi Shabdon ka Prayog Na Karen. Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len. Dhanyawad!   |
| Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:20 PM PDT Museebat Main Ho to Kabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega... . . . Balkay . . . Ye Socho K... Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega....!   |
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