Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Adult jokes-None of my business

Posted: 26 Aug 2009 12:04 AM PDT


Thorn comes home from work one afternoon and is stopped by his neighbor, "It may be none of my business, but this afternoon a strange man came to your house and your wife let him in. I peeked through the curtains and saw them making wild, passionate love."
Thorn said,"Was he short, about 5'8"?
"Yes," the neighbor answers, "I believe he was."
"Did he have a droopy eye, and appear drunk?" Thorn asked.
"Yes," the neighbor agrees.
"Then that was the mailman, Jim" Thorn responds. "He'll screw anyone!...."

Really funny jokes-Love vs Marriage

Posted: 26 Aug 2009 12:03 AM PDT


Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

TV has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"

Blonde jokes-Waiting for the bus

Posted: 26 Aug 2009 12:03 AM PDT


A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions
"Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"
The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there." She thanked the officer and he drives off.
Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and,
Sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.
The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus and that was three hours ago! Why are you still waiting?"
The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now...
The 45th bus just went by!"

Posted by madhu at 5:08 AM

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