Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Funny jokes-You might be a cop if

Posted: 26 Mar 2012 12:01 AM PDT


You Might Be a Cop if...

people shout, "I didn't do it!" when you walk into a room.

your idea of a good time is an armed robbery at shift change.

you disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see.

you believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.

you believe prozac should be added regularly to the water system.

when you mention vegetables, you're not referring to the food group.

you want to hold a seminar entitled "Suicide - getting it right the first time."

you call for a criminal record check on anyone who seems friendly toward you.

you believe anyone who says, "I only had two beers" is going to blow over 150.

you walk into places and people think it's high comedy to seize a co-worker and shout, "They've come to get you...".

Nurse jokes-Hazardous

Posted: 26 Mar 2012 12:01 AM PDT


A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital.
"This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well."

Funny jokes-Boat for sale

Posted: 26 Mar 2012 12:00 AM PDT


Sven couldn't pronounce 'th'. One day he displayed an old car and a bicycle in his compound, stood near the gate and started to shout: "Boat for sale…….. Listen everyone…….. Boat for sale……"

Sven's neighbor asked: "Hey Sven, where the hell is your boat? I can see only your car and your bicycle."

Sven: "Yes, they boat are for sale."

Posted by madhu at 5:25 AM

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