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>> Thursday, March 22, 2012
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| Really funny jokes-Carlson's acquittal Posted: 22 Mar 2012 12:01 AM PDT
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing. "Your honour," he said, "I wanna get out a warrant for that dirty lawyer of mine." "Why?" asked the judge. "He won your acquittal. What do you want to have him arrested for?" "Well, your honour," replied Carlson, "I didn't have the money to pay his fee, so he went and took the car I stole."   |
| Posted: 22 Mar 2012 12:01 AM PDT
A: G-U-NIT. Q: Why couldn't G-Unit get on the bus? A: Because they didn't have 50.   |
| Posted: 22 Mar 2012 12:43 AM PDT
Dump her immediately she must have no class!   |
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