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Hilarious jokes-Red faced judge

Posted: 05 Mar 2012 12:01 AM PST


A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true.

"I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed.

The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days."

Animal jokes-Giraffes and poker

Posted: 05 Mar 2012 12:01 AM PST


Why do giraffes hate to play poker?

Because you can't shake a tree without a bunch of cheetahs falling out.

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