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Really funny jokes-Difference between Complete and Finished

Posted: 02 Mar 2012 12:02 AM PST


Difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED

People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED.

But there is. When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.

And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are... COMPLETELY FINISHED.

Clean jokes-Math problem

Posted: 02 Mar 2012 12:01 AM PST


What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

Funny jokes-Fake bonds

Posted: 02 Mar 2012 12:00 AM PST


It was in the News that the Italian police seized $6 trillion worth of fake, worthless U.S. bonds. There is a lesson to learn. If you want to try and sell worthless financial instruments, you would better be Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner. That's the only way you're going to get away with it.

Posted by madhu at 5:10 AM

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