Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Museum of Natural History

Posted: 22 Feb 2012 12:01 AM PST


Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard,"Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?"

The guard replies, "They are three million, four years, and six months old."

"That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"

The guard answers, "Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago!"

Clean joke-Lifting weights

Posted: 22 Feb 2012 12:01 AM PST


Q. Why can't a Skeleton Lift Weights?

A. He's all bone & no muscle.

Funny jokes-Sports phenomenon

Posted: 22 Feb 2012 12:00 AM PST


The new sports phenom, New York Knicks' player Jeremy Lin, came off the bench and helped win six games including a last-second shot to defeat the Toronto Raptors.

Where else but America can you drink a German beer and watch a Taiwanese basketball player on your Japanese TV beat a team from Canada?

Posted by madhu at 5:22 AM

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