Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Old punster

Posted: 17 Feb 2012 12:01 AM PST


An old punster made the king the butt of most of his jokes. Consequently, he was loved by the people, but hated by the king.

The king endured the ridicule for months. One day, after hearing people in the streets repeating some of their favorite quips, he had had enough. He had the following statement posted around the royal city:

"By royal decree, anyone who tells a pun will be hanged by the neck until he is dead."

The old punster kept telling his jokes, including puns. He was arrested, tried, convicted, and sentenced to be hanged at dawn in a week's time.

The king's conscience was pricked. He didn't want to execute a citizen for merely telling jokes. So the king sent a message to the hangman on the morning of the execution, telling him that the old man was to be given a pardon if he promised never to tell another pun.

The old man couldn't imagine living in a world where he could not tell a pun. So he replied, "No noose is good news," and died gladly.

Clean jokes-Enjoy

Posted: 17 Feb 2012 12:01 AM PST


Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

One line jokes-The post Office

Posted: 17 Feb 2012 12:00 AM PST


The Post Office in the USA lost $5.1 billion last year making it the most successful government organization in history.

Posted by madhu at 5:19 AM

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