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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-High diving board

Posted: 08 Feb 2012 12:01 AM PST


A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high diving board in to a swimming pool. He climbed to the top of the board, looked down and promptly climbed down again.

`What's the matter? asked the director.

`I can't jump from that board! said the actor.

`Do you know there's only one foot of water in that pool?

'Yes', said the director. `We don't want you to drown, you know.'

Health fitness jokes-Cardiovascular exercise

Posted: 08 Feb 2012 12:01 AM PST


Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it… don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Posted by madhu at 5:23 AM

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