Really Funny Jokes

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Funny jokes-Money saved by not smoking Posted: 28 Jan 2012 12:01 AM PST Juan sees a man leaning against the wall of a large building. The man is puffing away, one cigarette after another. Juan says, "Sir, I couldn't help noticing how you chain-smoke. How many packs do you smoke a day?" "Four." "How long have you been smoking?" "Thirty years." "That's over six thousand packs. If you didn't smoke, you could have saved enough money to buy this building." The smoker takes a deep puff and says, "Do you smoke?" "Never." "Do you own this building?" "No." "Well, I do."

Good jokes-How many Directors? Posted: 28 Jan 2012 12:01 AM PST Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one… but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?

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