Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

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Posted: 06 Jan 2012 12:02 AM PST


The maid did not show up for work so the house wife called her in an angry voice and scolded her.

"What is wrong with you? If you were not to come you should have told me."

The Maid explained, "Ma'am I had already announced on my facebook page that I was taking a trip to Mexico for a week to see my family. Ma'am you should remain updated on Facebook. If you still had a question then you should have asked."

Wife: "So you are on Facebook too?"

Maid: "Ma'am who is not? Every time I announce on Facebook your husband sends me well wishes, sympathy and help. This time he said have a nice trip home, enjoy and comeback soon as I will miss you. He pleaded, please save me from my wife's cooking."

Clean jokes-Smart phone

Posted: 06 Jan 2012 12:01 AM PST


Facebook is supposedly developing a new smart phone. If it's really smart it won't be letting it's users spend so much time on Facebook.

Superhero jokes-Bigamy

Posted: 06 Jan 2012 12:01 AM PST


What did Superman say when he married two Women on the same day?
"That's mighty bigamy!"

What did Lex Luthor say when he did the same thing, then killed the women?
"That's awful bigamy!"

Posted by madhu at 5:27 AM

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