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Really funny jokes-Visitor from Texas

Posted: 21 May 2011 12:01 AM PDT


I recently had a visitor from the state of Texas. For three days all I heard from him was "In Texas we have the best this, the largest that, the fastest that," etc. It eventually became very annoying.

Being from Niagra Falls, I thought I could outdo him by showing him the "MIGHTY NIAGARA", knowing there was nothing in Texas that could compare to this "Wonder of Water & Power".

While standing at the brink watching millions of gallons of water rushing over, I noticed the look of awe in his eyes. It was then I asked him: "Do you have anything like this in Texas?"

He waited a moment before he answered: "No, but we have a plumber that could fix it."

One line jokes-Cheap politicians

Posted: 21 May 2011 12:01 AM PDT


Take a look at your tax bills and you'll quit calling them "cheap politicians. "

Posted by madhu at 5:25 AM

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