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Urdu SMS, Urdu Joke SMS

Posted: 15 Apr 2011 07:41 AM PDT

Shauhar : Shadi Ke Pehle Tum Kya Kartain Thin...

Biwi: Bartan, Jhadu, Khana, Pakana, Zameen Pochne Ka kaam Karti thi.

Shauhar: Tab tu tumhe ye Tabdili ab Achi lagti Hogi.

Biwi : Khak Achi Lagti hain... Ab tu Ye sab kaam bhi Karne Padte hain aur Pagar Bhi Nahi Milti....



Urdu SMS, Urdu Joke SMS

Posted: 15 Apr 2011 07:36 AM PDT


Urdu SMS, Urdu Joke SMS


Ik Lady ne 10 Saal ke Ladke ko Cigarette Peetey Dekh kar Reh Na Saki,
Aur Ladke se Kaha:
"Kia Tumary Ammi Abba ko Pata hai k Tum Cigarette Peety ho?"

Ladka (Mun se Dhuwan Chhorte huye Bade Aram se Bola): "Aunty!" "Kya Aapke Miyan Ko Maloom hai
Ki Aap Kisi Ger Mard Se Baat Kar Rahi Hain.

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