Really Funny Jokes
>> Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Really Funny Jokes |
| Posted: 06 Apr 2011 12:01 AM PDT
"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unnoticed. The next morning the husband took a pair of his underwear out of his drawer. "What the heck is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "Maria!," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put baby powder in my underwear?" She replied with a giggle..."It's not baby powder...... It's 'Miracle Grow'!"   |
| Posted: 06 Apr 2011 12:01 AM PDT
A TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN IRELAND .... You know there are so many TV channels, each starved for new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter.... The interview was as follows: ..... *The lady reporter*: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease.. Can you offer any reason for this disease ? " *The farmer* stared at the reporter and said: .............. "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year ? " *Reporter* (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information…but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?" *Farmer*: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day ? " *Reporter*: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point ? " *Farmer*: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day.... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad ? " The program was never aired…..   |
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