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Really Funny Jokes

Adult jokes-Alcohol taster

Posted: 19 Mar 2011 12:02 AM PDT


In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.
They tested him.
They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,
"It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That's correct", said the boss.
Another glass.
"It's red wine , cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels."
"Correct."
The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.
She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.
"It's a blond, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.
And if you don't give me the job, I'll tell who's the father!"

Really funny jokes-Trial in Court

Posted: 19 Mar 2011 12:01 AM PDT


Trial in Court

Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

A: Oral.

Posted by madhu at 5:19 AM

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