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Funny jokes-Sorority girl and elephant

Posted: 22 Jan 2011 12:02 AM PST


What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?
About 40 lbs.

How do you equalize the two?
Feed the elephant.

Clean jokes-Threatening letter

Posted: 22 Jan 2011 12:01 AM PST


A wholesale dealer who had a lot of trouble in getting a certain retailer to pay his bills finally lost patience and wrote the merchant a threatening letter.

He received the following reply:

"Dear Sir: What do you mean by writing me a letter like that? Every month I place all my bills in a hat and then figure out how much money I have to pay on my accounts. Then I have my bookkeeper draw as many bills out of the hat as I have money to pay. If you don't like my way of doing business, I won't even put your bills in the hat."

Posted by madhu at 5:13 AM

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