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Really Funny Jokes

New Year jokes-Optimist and Pessimist

Posted: 31 Dec 2011 12:03 AM PST


An optimist stays up to see the New Year in. A pessimist waits to make sure the old one leaves.
- Bill Vaughan

Funny New Year jokes-Prayer For the Elderly

Posted: 31 Dec 2011 12:01 AM PST


A New Year Prayer For the Elderly

God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones that I do,
And the eyesight to tell the difference.

One line jokes-Dinosaur arms

Posted: 31 Dec 2011 12:01 AM PST


If my mom's arms were dinosaurs, they'd be tricepaflops.

Posted by madhu at 5:09 AM

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