Really Funny Jokes

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Really funny jokes-Do you want a box?

Posted: 31 Oct 2011 12:01 AM PDT


Each day when I would come home from work I would drop to my knees and ask my 4-year-old son if he wanted to box. I wanted him to learn how to protect himself, so we would spar around for a few minutes before supper.

One day my wife and I took our son to get new shoes. The shoe salesman was friendly and allowed my son to try on several pairs of shoes before we decided on a particular pair that he liked. We asked if he wanted to wear them home and he replied, "Yes." The salesman, who was kneeling on the floor in front of our son, held the old shoes in his hands and asked, "Do you want a box?"

Our son stood up and punched him right on the nose.

After grabbing our son we had to spend the next several minutes explaining why this happened. Luckily, our salesman was the father of a 4 year old.

SMS jokes-Apple a day

Posted: 31 Oct 2011 12:01 AM PDT


How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

Laurel and Hardy jokes-Dead or Alive?

Posted: 30 Oct 2011 08:06 PM PDT


Laurel and Hardy were repairing their roof. All of a sudden, Hardy lost his balance and went tumbling on the ground. Laurel rushed down, reached Hardy who was lying motionless and asked: "You still alive or dead?"

Hardy: "Alive."

Laurel: "You mostly lie to me. I don't know whether to trust you or not."

Hardy: "Then I must be dead. You won't dare to call me a liar if I were alive."

Posted by madhu at 5:11 AM

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