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Really Funny Jokes

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Posted: 20 Oct 2011 01:12 AM PDT


It is a known fact that Winston Churchill had no time for women, particularly women in politics. Churchill was particularly adverse to one Nancy Ashton, a woman M.P. On one occasion he was particularly nasty to Nancy in the parliament, when Nancy declared openly: "Sir, if I were your wife, I would poison your drinks, mark my words."

Having already tasted his little victory earlier, Churchill was generous: "And dear lady, if I were your husband, I would drink it."

Really funny jokes-Welcome aboard

Posted: 20 Oct 2011 12:02 AM PDT


From an Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more.

Good jokes-Norwegian Beer Bottles

Posted: 20 Oct 2011 12:01 AM PDT


What does it say at the bottom of Norwegian Beer Bottles?

Open At Other End.

Posted by madhu at 5:13 AM

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