Really Funny Jokes
>> Monday, October 17, 2011
Really Funny Jokes |
| Posted: 17 Oct 2011 12:01 AM PDT
An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra flight. He rings up the pilot and asks for an explanation. "It was late at night'" says the pilot, "Canberra was covered in fog and I lost my bearings." "I'm sorry," says the auditor, "but you'll have to bear the cost yourself." "The cost of what?" asks the pilot. "Of the bearings you lost."   |
| Posted: 17 Oct 2011 12:01 AM PDT
A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.   |
| Posted: 16 Oct 2011 08:56 PM PDT
Sohan and Mohan were discussing Sohan's new computer. Sohan: "my new invention is a computer that behaves like human beings." Mohan: "How?" Sohan: "For every mistake it makes, it starts blaming the other computers"   |
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