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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Chewing gum

Posted: 28 Sep 2011 12:01 AM PDT


McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing gum. "It's to keep your ears from popping at high altitudes," she explains.

When the plane landed McNally rushed up to her. "Miss," he said, "I'm meetin' me wife right away. How do I get the gum out of me ears?"

Clean jokes-Running nose

Posted: 28 Sep 2011 12:01 AM PDT


I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father.

"For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Can't you think of anything other than horse racing?"

Really funny jokes-Virgin airline sponsorship

Posted: 27 Sep 2011 10:40 AM PDT


BCCI REFUSES VIRGIN AIRLINE SPONSORSHIP

Billionaire Virgin business group boss Richard Branson has offered to sponsor the Indian cricket team currently reeling after a string of tournament defeats.

However, the Board of Control for Cricket of India (BCCI) has politely refused the generous multi-million-pound offer by the cricket-mad magnate.

As one of the Board official snapped: "We can't have VIRGIN written on our shirts, when we got screwed in every match in England"!

Posted by madhu at 5:42 AM

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