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Really Funny Jokes


Funny jokes-All you can pick

Posted: 24 Sep 2011 12:01 AM PDT


A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California's apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the owner, "How much are yer apples?"

"All you can pick for one dollar," said the rancher.

"Okay," said the Pennsylvanian. "I'll take two dollars' worth."

Accountant jokes

Posted: 24 Sep 2011 12:01 AM PDT


What's an actuary?
An accountant without the sense of humor.

Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?
They find bookkeeping too exciting.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?
Invite an accountant.

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