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Funny American jokes-Things You Learn in Texas Posted: 04 Sep 2011 12:01 AM PDT Things You Learn in Texas Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air. There are 5,000 types of snakes on earth and 4,998 live in Texas. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Texas plus a couple that have not been identified yet. Onced and Twiced are words. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy. People actually grow and eat okra. "Fixinto" is one word. There is no such thing as "lunch." There is only dinner and then there is supper. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar! DJeet? means "Did you eat?" You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see. You measure distance in minutes. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and sports. The first day of deer season is a national holiday. 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm." We have four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and Christmas. A cool snap (below 70 degrees) is good pinto-bean weather. We don't need no stinking driver's Ed . . . If our mama says we can drive, we can drive.

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