Really Funny Jokes
>> Friday, September 2, 2011
Really Funny Jokes |
| Hilarious jokes-American Tourists Posted: 02 Sep 2011 12:31 AM PDT
How Many American Tourists Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb? Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to comment on "how funny-looking" local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards in case the pictures don't come out.   |
| Really funny jokes-Racehorse doping Posted: 02 Sep 2011 12:01 AM PDT
One day, the Clerk of the Course spotted a trainer giving something to a horse just before the start of a race. He went over and said, "Doping?" The trainer said, "Indeed not, Sor. 'Tis just lump sugar. Look, I'll take a bit meself.. see?" The Clerk of the Course said, "Sorry, but we have to be careful. As a matter of fact, I like a bit of sugar meself." So the trainer gave him a piece. When the Clerk of the Course disappeared, the trainer gave his jockey his last minute instructions, "Don't forget the drill. Hold him in 'til the last four furlongs. Don't worry if anything passes ye, it'll be me or the Clerk of the Course!"   |
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