Really Funny Jokes

>> Friday, September 30, 2011

Really Funny Jokes

Posted: 30 Sep 2011 12:01 AM PDT

A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out the windshield, and suddenly exclaimed to the co-pilot: "Holy cow! Look how short the runway is! I've never seen one that short!"

The co-pilot looked out the windshield. "Wow! you're right! That's incredible! Are you sure we can make it?"

"Well we better, we're almost out of fuel."

So the captain got on the intercom, and notified the passengers to put their heads between their knees, and prepare for an emergency landing. Then he set the flaps to full down, and slowed the plane to just over stall speed. The big jumbo jet came screaming in, on the ragged edge of control.
The pilot's hands were sweating, the co-pilot was praying. They touched down, and came screeching to a halt just before the edge of the runway, the tires smoking. "PHEW! That was CLOSE!" yelled the captain. "That runway was SHORT!"

"Yeah!" said the co-pilot, "and WIDE too!"

Kids jokes-Five stone in two weeks

Posted: 30 Sep 2011 12:01 AM PDT

Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk. Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

Really Funny Jokes

>> Thursday, September 29, 2011

Really Funny Jokes

Hilarious jokes-An apple a day

Posted: 29 Sep 2011 12:02 AM PDT

Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?"

"That's what they say," said his Dad.

"Well, give me an apple quick ? I've just broken the doctor's window!"

Finance jokes-Laws of Acounting

Posted: 29 Sep 2011 12:02 AM PDT

Laws of Accounting

1. Trial balances don't
2. Bank reconciliations never do
3. Working Capital does not
4. Return on Investments never will

Really Funny Jokes

>> Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Chewing gum
Clean jokes-Running nose
Really funny jokes-Virgin airline sponsorship

Really funny jokes-Chewing gum

Posted: 28 Sep 2011 12:01 AM PDT

McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing gum. "It's to keep your ears from popping at high altitudes," she explains.

When the plane landed McNally rushed up to her. "Miss," he said, "I'm meetin' me wife right away. How do I get the gum out of me ears?"

Clean jokes-Running nose

Posted: 28 Sep 2011 12:01 AM PDT

I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father.

"For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Can't you think of anything other than horse racing?"

Really funny jokes-Virgin airline sponsorship

Posted: 27 Sep 2011 10:40 AM PDT

BCCI REFUSES VIRGIN AIRLINE SPONSORSHIP

Billionaire Virgin business group boss Richard Branson has offered to sponsor the Indian cricket team currently reeling after a string of tournament defeats.

However, the Board of Control for Cricket of India (BCCI) has politely refused the generous multi-million-pound offer by the cricket-mad magnate.

As one of the Board official snapped: "We can't have VIRGIN written on our shirts, when we got screwed in every match in England"!

Really Funny Jokes

>> Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Really Funny Jokes

Hilarious jokes-Three hundred years old

Posted: 27 Sep 2011 12:01 AM PDT

There is a guy who arrives to a town in western Spain, he seems like a charlatan and begins to advertise a potion, which supposedly keeps him young despite the fact that he is three hundred years old.

A farmer, having doubts, approaches one of his assistants.

"Hey, is it really true that this guy has lived three hundred years?"

"I don't know, I have only worked with him for two hundred."

Short funny jokes-Change the baby

Posted: 27 Sep 2011 12:01 AM PDT

Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

Giigly

>> Monday, September 26, 2011

Giigly

Share Link Group Website MyBlogPic.Com

Posted: 26 Sep 2011 03:34 AM PDT

Well, there had been some time, I have been getting requests from bloggers and also from normal users, if there is any way of sharing alike urls in groups. Recently invented this website http://www.myblogpic.com where you can share upto 8 urls in groups. You just need to add URL tittle, URL link and a Picture link and go on adding this group, and then press submit. You then get a small share url which you can send to your friends or can share on Fb or even can use the link as your signature url in blog posting forums. You can also use this url in all places where no of sharing url is limited to less than 8.

When someone click on the shared url, you get a page like the one shown below: