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| Funny jokes-Lantern with a genie Posted: 30 Aug 2011 12:01 AM PDT
A New Brunswicker, a Quebecer, and a Newfie were walking down the road together and they bumped into a lantern with a genie inside. Out pops the genie and he says, "I will grant you one wish each. Who wants to go first?" The New Brunswicker says, "Me, I want to go first." So the genie replies, "Ok, what is your wish?" The New Brunswicker said, "My wish is to have a 2-lane highway across New Brunswick, smooth as a baby's arse!" The genie said, "Poof! There you go. A highway as smooth as a baby's arse!" The Quebecer pipes up and says, "Well I am going next! Genie, I want a 20-foot wall around the border of Quebec to keep all the damn Englishmen out!" Genie, "Poof! There's your 20-foot wall. Now Newfie, it is your turn. What do you want?" The Newfie looks at the genie and asks, "Genie, is that wall you just put around Quebec waterproof?" Genie, "Yep!" Newfie, "Filler up!"   |
| Posted: 30 Aug 2011 12:01 AM PDT
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