Really Funny Jokes

>> Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Really Funny Jokes

Posted: 31 Aug 2011 12:01 AM PDT

O.M.G., I'm rich!

Silver in the Hair

Gold in the Teeth

Crystals in the Kidneys

Sugar in the Blood

Lead in the Arse

Iron in the Arteries

And

An inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas.

I never thought I'd accumulate such wealth, now I can buy that gold-plated yacht and the Bentley.

Little Johnny jokes-Filling tank

Posted: 31 Aug 2011 12:01 AM PDT

Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He says, "Hey Dad! What are you doing?"

His father says, "I'm filling your mother's tank."

Little Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets better mileage. The milkman filled her this morning."

Giigly

>> Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Giigly

Vidya Balan Hot Shots from “Dirty Pictures”

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 09:01 AM PDT

The Dirty Picture (Hindi: द डर्टी पिक्चर) is an upcoming Hindi language biopic on the life of Southern siren Silk Smitha, directed by Milan Luthria and produced by Shobha Kapoor and Ekta Kapoor. They had earlier collaborated, along with scriptwriter Rajat Aroraa, on the hit Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai (2010). Vidya Balan, Naseeruddin Shah, Tusshar Kapoor and Emraan Hashmi will be seen playing lead roles in The Dirty Picture. The film will be released nationwide on December 2, 2011 on the birth anniversary of Smitha. Check out some sizzling screens caps from the movie…

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Really Funny Jokes

Funny jokes-Lantern with a genie

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 12:01 AM PDT

A New Brunswicker, a Quebecer, and a Newfie were walking down the road together and they bumped into a lantern with a genie inside.

Out pops the genie and he says, "I will grant you one wish each. Who wants to go first?"

The New Brunswicker says, "Me, I want to go first."

So the genie replies, "Ok, what is your wish?"

The New Brunswicker said, "My wish is to have a 2-lane highway across New Brunswick, smooth as a baby's arse!"

The genie said, "Poof! There you go. A highway as smooth as a baby's arse!"

The Quebecer pipes up and says, "Well I am going next!

Genie, I want a 20-foot wall around the border of Quebec to keep all the damn Englishmen out!"

Genie, "Poof! There's your 20-foot wall. Now Newfie, it is your turn.

What do you want?"

The Newfie looks at the genie and asks, "Genie, is that wall you just put around Quebec waterproof?"

Genie, "Yep!"

Newfie, "Filler up!"

One line jokes-Cholesterol

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 12:01 AM PDT

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Really Funny Jokes

>> Monday, August 29, 2011

Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Three Spanish tourists

Posted: 29 Aug 2011 12:02 AM PDT

Three Spanish tourists are up in a tree in Mexico when a policeman sees them.

"What are you doing up there?

Come on men, get down. Let's not have any of you falling and getting hurt!"

The guys get down ... "Ok. Now, who are you?"

"Wow, what a memory! We are the Spanish dudes from the tree!"

Hilarious jokes-Danish man

Posted: 29 Aug 2011 12:01 AM PDT