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Really Funny Jokes


Finance jokes-Stockbroker frog

Posted: 29 Jul 2011 12:01 AM PDT


Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a stockbroker who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!"

One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag. The other woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, he'll turn into a stockbroker!"

The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a stockbroker!"

Short funny jokes-50 cent piece

Posted: 29 Jul 2011 12:01 AM PDT


Q: What did the Mexican do with his first 50 cent piece?

A: He married her.

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