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Funny jokes-Signs your girlfriend is going to dump you

Posted: 27 Jul 2011 12:01 AM PDT


Signs Your Girlfriend Is Going To Dump You...

-- Your visa card and your belt both hit their limit.

-- She's been wearing an engagement ring for three weeks, but you don't recall proposing to her.

-- She just started a college course that meets seven nights a week.

-- She says she has to tell you something... on Jerry Springer.

-- Whenever she introduces you it's always "I would like you to meet an old friend of mine..."

-- She leaves a message on your phone and identifies herself by both her first and last names.

-- Your other girlfriend told you so.

-- The dartboard behind your photo on her wall.

-- Her girlfriends look at you, tilt their heads, and say, "You haven't got a clue, do you?"

Hilarious jokes-Marriage and a mental hospital

Posted: 27 Jul 2011 12:01 AM PDT


Question. What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?

Answer. At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.

Posted by madhu at 5:26 AM

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