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Really funny jokes-Insulting in an Appreciating Manner Posted: 26 Jul 2011 12:01 AM PDT Insulting in an Appreciating Mannerr "You're so smart, for an American." "You don't sweat that much for a fat girl!" "I'm amazed by the level of success readers have after following your advice." "Your plastic surgeon has such a delightful sense of humor!" "Relax, sweetie... you were perfectly adequate." "You're more of a "street smart" kind of guy." "You're not the kind of girl guys date; you're the kind of girl they marry." "You're so evolved…for a man." . |
Posted: 26 Jul 2011 12:01 AM PDT Once upon a time, somewhere in Europe, a family with three sons lived on a farm. As the farm was too small to support all of them, and the parents were not yet ready to retire, the sons decided to emigrate to South America, where they bought a ranch and raised beef cattle. Question: So what did they call their ranch? Answer: They called it "Focus", because that's where the sun's rays meet (sons raise meat). |
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