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Really Funny Jokes


Finance jokes-Thunderstorms

Posted: 19 Jul 2011 12:02 AM PDT


Q: How do thunderstorms invest their money?

A: In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets

Funny Sarcastic jokes-No Health care

Posted: 19 Jul 2011 12:01 AM PDT


So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes any more.

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