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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Hotline for frogs

Posted: 12 Jul 2011 12:02 AM PDT


Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

Clean jokes-Mountaineering

Posted: 12 Jul 2011 12:01 AM PDT


Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Funny jokes-Magician and Parrot

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 08:39 AM PDT


A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.

There was one problem. The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table," or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another and then another.

Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back and said,

"OK, I give up. Where's the f*cking ship?"

Posted by madhu at 5:23 AM

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