Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Insurance jokes-The drunk

Posted: 28 Jun 2011 12:02 AM PDT


The town lush drunkenly stumbles into a banquet hall when an insurance convention is taking place, ready to pick a fight. He shouts, "All insurance agents are thieves, and if you, (hiccup, got a problem with it ya ought to do something about it."

Instantly, a large man walks up to the lush, points a finger at him and says, "You take that back!"

The lush looks him in the eye and says, "Why, are you, (hiccup), some kind of agent?"

"Absolutely not" the man replies, "I'm a thief."

Animal jokes-Tom cat and Tabby cat

Posted: 28 Jun 2011 12:01 AM PDT


A tom cat and a tabby cat were courting on a back fence at night.

The tom leaned over to the tabby with pent up passion and purred... "I'll die for you!"

The tabby gazed at him from under lowered eye lids and asked, "How many times?"

Posted by madhu at 5:24 AM

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