Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Funny jokes-Computer Heaven and Hell

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 12:01 AM PDT


In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.


In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.

Cannibal jokes-Mike Tyson

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 12:01 AM PDT


Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?

He thought he would give him a paunch!

Really funny jokes-If Life were like a Computer

Posted: 21 Jun 2011 12:02 AM PDT


If Life Were Like A Computer:

You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel.

You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it!

You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings.

You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy.

You could click on "find" (Ctrl, F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys.

To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

If you mess up your life, you could always press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!

One line jokes-Professional football

Posted: 21 Jun 2011 12:01 AM PDT


Any sports fan can tell you the most brutal thing about professional football is the price of the tickets.

Posted by madhu at 5:28 AM

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