Really Funny Jokes

>> Thursday, June 30, 2011

Really Funny Jokes

Funny jokes-Guitar and tuna fish

Posted: 30 Jun 2011 12:01 AM PDT


Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?

A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Clean jokes-Golf pro

Posted: 30 Jun 2011 12:01 AM PDT


A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse looking as though he'd just escaped a tornado.

"What's wrong?" a woman asked.

"I just lost a game to Houlihan," the pro said.

"What? But Houlihan's the worst player I've ever seen. How could he have beaten you?"

"He tricked me," the pro said. "On the first tee, he asked for a handicap. I told him he could have 30, 40, 50 strokes- any handicap he wanted.

He said, 'Just give me two gotchas."

"What's a gotcha?" asked the woman. "That's what I wanted to know," the pro said. "Houlihan said, 'You'll see.' Then, as I was teeing off, just as I had my club poised, he screamed out 'Gotcha!'"

"I can guess what happened," the woman said.

"Sure," the pro said. "The scream threw me off, and I missed the ball completely."

"Understandable," the woman said. "But still, that's only one swing. How did he win the game?"

The pro answered, "You try swinging at a golf ball all day while waiting for that second 'gotcha!'

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Really Funny Jokes

>> Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Contacting a friend

Posted: 29 Jun 2011 12:02 AM PDT


Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has a heart attack and dies.

He manages to make contact with Abe the next day.

Abe says, "I can't believe this worked! So what is it like in Heaven?"

Max replies, "Well, it's great, but I've got good news, and I've got bad news. The good news is that there's a fantastic orchestra up here, and in fact, we're playing "Sheherezade," your favorite piece, tomorrow night!"

Abe says, "So what's the bad news?"

Max replies, "Well, you're booked to play the solo!"

One line jokes-Dry land

Posted: 29 Jun 2011 12:01 AM PDT


Don't count your fish until they're on dry land.

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Really Funny Jokes

>> Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Really Funny Jokes

Insurance jokes-The drunk

Posted: 28 Jun 2011 12:02 AM PDT


The town lush drunkenly stumbles into a banquet hall when an insurance convention is taking place, ready to pick a fight. He shouts, "All insurance agents are thieves, and if you, (hiccup, got a problem with it ya ought to do something about it."

Instantly, a large man walks up to the lush, points a finger at him and says, "You take that back!"

The lush looks him in the eye and says, "Why, are you, (hiccup), some kind of agent?"

"Absolutely not" the man replies, "I'm a thief."

Animal jokes-Tom cat and Tabby cat

Posted: 28 Jun 2011 12:01 AM PDT


A tom cat and a tabby cat were courting on a back fence at night.

The tom leaned over to the tabby with pent up passion and purred... "I'll die for you!"

The tabby gazed at him from under lowered eye lids and asked, "How many times?"

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Current News

Current News

Rajasthan Police Constable Result 2011 Declared at www.rajpolice.nic.in Final Interview Call Rajasthan Constable Result

Posted: 28 Jun 2011 02:12 AM PDT

Rajasthan Police Constable Result 2011 declared. Check at the official website http://www.rajpolice.nic.in/

The list of successful candidates for final interview, along with the Rajasthan Police Constable written exam result 2011 declared online at the same time.

You can get your Rajasthan Police Constable Result 2011 by entering the admit card number. The rajasthan police constable result district wise.

1 4th BN. RAC, Jaipur
2 Ammnd. -4th BN. RAC, Jaipur
3 5th BN. RAC, Jaipur
4 Police Telecommunication
Police Telecommunication, Jaipur
Police Telecommunication, Hadirani
5 2nd BN. RAC, Kota
6 7th BN. RAC, Bharatpur
7 Jhunjhunu
8 CID (CB)
9 Bharatpur
10 12th BN. RAC, Delhi
11 Kota City
12 Tonk
13 Jaipur Rural
14 10th BN. RAC
15 GRP AJMER
16 JODHPUR CITY
17 9th BN. RAC TONK
18 JODHPUR RURAL
19 KOTA RURAL
20 HANUMANGARH
21 MBC KHAIRWARA
22 RAJSAMAND
23 DHOLPUR
24 BIKANER
 The Rajasthan Police Service was formed in January 1951 and eligible officers from all over the State were appointed. This marked the beginning of Rajasthan Police as we know it today.

Punjab University Chandigarh OCET Result BA Part III Online www.puchd.ac.in

Posted: 28 Jun 2011 01:14 AM PDT

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Punjab University OCET Result 2011 declared.

Panjab University has also declared the regular course BA part III results . Check the results online, at the official website http://www.puch.ac.in/


Panjab University is one of the oldest universities in India. The university was established in 1882 in Lahore (now in Pakistan). University has 188 affiliated colleges spread over Punjab and having one rural Regional Centre at Kauni, and three Regional Centres at Muktsar, Ludhiana and Hoshiarpur.

SRTMUN Result 2011 Declare Online www.srtmun.ac.in

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 09:20 AM PDT

Hi Visitors here you can get update news on Swami Ramanand Teerth Marthwada University, Nanded, the SRTMUN B.COM. F.Y.& S.Y.[SEMESTER PATTERN] Results is going to be announced on the http://www.srtmun.ac.in/ official website.

Here Students can get B.Com 2nd year Result The Swami Ramanand Teerth Marthwada University has been declared the 2011 Results. SRTMUN has Released their Results 2011.

The announcement of the B.Sc.(YEARLY PATTERN), MERIT LIST OF B.C.A. SUMMER-2011, B.Sc.BIOTECHNOLOGY, MERIT LIST OF B.C.S. SUMMER-2011 Results for SRTMUN you can check here on http://srtmun.digitaluniversity.ac/ official website.

Online Swami Ramanand Teerth Marathwada University Nanded Examination Results.SRTMUN Digital University Result 2011.Swami Ramanand Teerth Marathwada University Results 2011.

JNU Result 2011 Jawaharlal Nehru Biotechnology Examination 2011 Result

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 08:58 AM PDT

Hi Students here you can check latest update Result for Jawaharlal Nehru University 2011 today declared University of Jawaharlal Nehru Results of Combined Entrance Examination for Biotechnology 2011-12. JNU Entrance Examination Results 2011 At http://www.jnu.ac.in/ official website.

SLS is organising Summer Research Programme 2011 from 24th May-30th June, 2011 Details

The Jawaharlal Nehru University Examination 2011 Results . JN University has Released its Combined Entrance Examination for Biotechnology Results 2011.

University of Hyderabad Results Online uohyd 2011 Notifications for Interview

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 08:34 AM PDT

Hi Visitors here you can get update news on University of Hyderabad,Andhra Pradesh.The UoHyd is going to be announced Result 2011 on today at http://www.uohyd.info/ on the official website.

The announcement of the uohyd Entrance Examinations 2011 Lists of candidates Called for Interview for various courses will be placed on the website on 27-06-2011 after 7.00 p.m. Results 2011 you can check here on http://www.uohyd.info/index.php/admissions official website.

The University of Hyderabad is a post-graduate teaching and research institute in India. It was established by an act of the Parliament in 1974 as a Central University. The university also offers courses under distance learning programs.

The university offers courses such as I.M.Sc, I.M.A,M.A, M.Sc, M.C.A, M.B.A, M.Tech in various disciplines. Recently, the University has decided to offer undergraduate courses as well. The university offers various scholarships to top scoring students, students with no financial means, and physically handicapped students. The university offers facilities for campus placements.

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