Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes


Really funny jokes-Liberal Pick up Lines

Posted: 29 May 2011 12:01 AM PDT


* Your Birkenstocks must stink, cause you've been nature-hiking through my mind all day.

* You had me at "Mao."

* We're both workers, of the world ......let's "Unite"

* Hey honey, wanna come back to my place and test my emissions?

* My pants need a bailout. can you help?

* I'd love to to get you in a see-through dress. I'm a firm believer in transparency.

* I'm a Women's Studies major, so if you would take off your clothes I'd appreciate it.

* You are so hot. The science is settled.

* Darlin' you stole my heart the same way George Bush stole the election in 2000

* Ooo, baby...I'd love to warm your globes.

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