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| Hilarious jokes-Fertilizer Club Posted: 19 May 2011 12:01 AM PDT
This letter is being sent to you because we know that you are critically interested in the condition of your lawn. This is a fertilizer club that will not cost you a cent to join! Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top of the list and sh*t on their front lawn. You will not be the only one there, so do not feel embarrassed. Then make five copies of this letter and send them to five of your friends who appreciate a good lawn. Add your name to the letter. You will not get any money or cheques, but within one week , if this chain is not broken, there will be 9,126 people sh*tting on your lawn. Your reward will come next spring when you will have one of the greenest, most beautiful lawns in the neighbourhood. Mrs. Harry Butt - 236 Corn Cob Alley Mrs. Smelly B. Hind - 475 Diarrhea Way Mrs. Apple Crop - 1422 Enema Drive Mrs. Bigger Movement - 89 Rectum Road Mr. Go More Piles - 741 Hemorrhoid Street Mr. C. Howie Farts - Whistle Britches Ave. Mr. & Mrs. Charlie Springer - 2 Suppository Lane Mr. & Mrs. Took A. Fizzik - 634 Running Loose Lane P.S. If you are constipated, pass this along to your neighbor. Don't break the chain. One Man didn't give a sh*t and lost his entire lawn. Best wishes for a greener lawn, and more fun at your lawn parties!!!   |
| Posted: 19 May 2011 12:01 AM PDT
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