Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Blonde jokes-State capitals

Posted: 14 May 2011 12:01 AM PDT


Well, there was this blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. So one evening she went home and memorized all the state capitals.

Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement,

"I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do...I memorized all the state capitals."

One of the guys, of course, said "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?"

"N", she answered.

Short funny jokes-Cock fight

Posted: 14 May 2011 12:01 AM PDT


How can you tell if the Mafia is involved in the Cock fight?

If the duck wins

Really funny jokes-Staff Meeting

Posted: 13 May 2011 11:09 AM PDT


Moses and his flock arrive at the sea, with the Egyptians in hot pursuit.

Moses calls a staff meeting.

Moses: Well, how are we going to get across the sea? We need a fast solution. The Egyptians are close behind us.

The General of the Armies: Normally, I'd recommend that we build a pontoon bridge to carry us across. But there's not enough time -- the Egyptians are too close.

The Admiral of the Navy: Normally, I'd recommend that we build barges to carry us across. But time is too short.

Moses: Does anyone have a solution?

Just then, his Public Relations man raises his hand.

Moses: You! You have a solution?

The PR Man - No, but I can promise you this: If you can find a way out of this one, I can get you two or three pages in the Old Testament!

One line jokes-Las Vegas

Posted: 13 May 2011 11:09 AM PDT


The reason Las Vegas is so crowded is that no one has the plane fare to leave.

Posted by madhu at 5:19 AM

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