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Email Addresses of Bollywood Film Stars

Posted: 31 May 2011 08:09 PM PDT


Email Addresses of Bollywood Film Stars


AmitabhBacchan: accept_any_role@after.kaunbanegacrorepati.tv Dharmendra: i_love_Maa@maakabeta.com AnilKapoor: expert@copyingsouthindianmovies.com SalmanKhan: why_do_I_always_get_into_trouble@needagirlfriend.c om ShahRukhKhan: over_emotions@mostmovies.com AbhishekBacchan: I_can_act_too@yuva.com RamGopalVarma: same_formula@bombayunderworld.co.in SunilShetty: hoping_to_be@indianarnold.com Govinda: i_am_not_finished@filmstarsMP.org AamirKhan: whats_up_with_the_hairstyle@mangalpande.com AamirKhan(alternateaddress): married_or_not@toomanyaffairs.com SaifAliKhan: goofy_roles@suitsmeperfect.com HritikRoshan: main_aisa_kyon_hoon@howtheheckdoweknow.com HritikRoshan(alternateaddress): main_aisa_kyon_hoon@askyourdad.com Akshay Kumar: i_have_matured_enough@goodhusbands.com John Abraham: do_u_like_my_body@onlybikes.org Uday Chopra: always_dumbo@needotherherosupport.com

Romantic Rhymes

Posted: 31 May 2011 08:05 PM PDT


A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most

>romantic first line...

>but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they

>received.

>

>1. My feelings for you no words can tell,

> Except for maybe "go to hell"

>

>2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's

empty

>and so is your head.

>

>3. Of loving beauty you float with grace,

> If only you could, hide your face

>

>4. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

> This describes everything you are not!

>5. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -

> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

>

>6. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

> Marrying you screwed up my life

>

>7. I see your face when I am dreaming.

> That's why I always wake up screaming

>

>8. My love, you take my breath away.

> What have you stepped in to smell this way?

>

>9. I thought that I could love no other

> Until, that is, I met your brother.

>

>10. What inspired this amorous rhyme?

> Two parts vodka, one part lime

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