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Really funny jokes-Spell what your father does

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 12:01 AM PDT


The teacher says to her new class, "For our first lesson, each of you will stand up, tell us your name, what your father does, spell what your father does, and then explain it to us. All right, Billy. You go first."

Billy stands up and says, "My name's Billy. My father's a lawyer, l-a-w-y-e-r, and he defends people in court."

The teacher says, "Very good. All right, Benjamin."

Tyrone stands up and says, "My name's Benjamin. My father's a pharmacist, f-a-m... f-a-r-n... f-n..."

The teacher says, "Benjamin, you go home tonight and learn how to spell pharmacist. All right, Angelo."

Angelo stands up and says, "My name's Angelo. My old man's a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e, and if he was here, he'd give you nine-to-five odds Benjamin ain't spellin' pharmacist by tomorrow."

Office jokes-Final excuses for skipping out of work

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 12:01 AM PDT


1. I have a bunch of old parking tickets, and if I don't pay them I'm going to be arrested.

2. The police are at the back door. Cover me.

3. I'm having my nails done.

4. I'm having my colors done.

5. I'm having my head examined.

6. I'm going to the bank.

7. I'm going to sleep.

8. I'm going over the edge.

9. A friend of mine is dying and I have to go to the hospital.

10. A friend of mine has died and I have to go to the funeral parlor.

11. A friend of mine is being reincarnated and I have to go to the zoo.

12. I need to check out the hole in the ozone layer.

3. I need to check into a rest home.

14. I'm breaking in my shoes.

15. I'm breaking up with my boyfriend.

16. I'm breaking out.

17. I have to pick up my dry cleaning.

18. I have to pick out a car.

19. Salman Rushdie is coming in to talk about his idea for a book on Christian fundamentalists. I thought I'd go to a ball game instead.

Posted by madhu at 5:40 AM

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