Really Funny Jokes
>> Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Really Funny Jokes |
| Posted: 26 Apr 2011 12:01 AM PDT
A man is lounging in his favorite chair, drinking a beer, while his wife is cutting the lawn. A lady walking by sees this and yells at the man: "You should be hung!" The man takes a drink of his beer, and says to the lady: "I am. That's why she's cutting the grass."   |
| Posted: 26 Apr 2011 12:01 AM PDT
Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench. Ethel said, "You know, Mabel, I've been reading this "Sex and Marriage" book and all they talk about is "mutual orgasm." "Mutual orgasm" here and "mutual orgasm" there, that's all they talk about. Tell me Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have "mutual orgasm?" Mabel thought for a long while...... Finally, she shook her head and said, "No, I think we had State Farm."   |
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