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Really Funny Jokes

Health jokes-You are getting old when

Posted: 20 Apr 2011 12:01 AM PDT


You are getting old when

- You sit on the toilet for 2 hours and you can't sh*t or jackoff

- Most of the spam email you get is about cremation services

- Your dick is getting smaller and your balls are filling up your pants

- Piss stains are outnumbering cum stains in your underwear

- Your belt level is above your tits

- You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere.

Short funny jokes-Fishing and politics

Posted: 20 Apr 2011 12:01 AM PDT


Many people will spend the summer occupied with fishing and politics.

In fishing you use a worm, and in politics a worm uses you.

Posted by madhu at 5:07 AM

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