Really Funny Jokes
>> Monday, April 18, 2011
Really Funny Jokes |
| Posted: 18 Apr 2011 12:01 AM PDT
An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote, "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price." "But," the dog replied, "that would make no sense at all."   |
| Posted: 18 Apr 2011 12:01 AM PDT
A politician was running for re-election and was talking at a campaign stop to his constituents. "My opponent has called me a liar. Rest assured, I have never lied to you. The only problem I have is that the facts don't always match up with what I believe."   |
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