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Really funny jokes-Statistician's theory

Posted: 09 Apr 2011 12:02 AM PDT


A famous statistician would never travel by airplane, because he had studied air travel and estimated the probability of there being a bomb on any given flight was 1 in a million, and he was not prepared to accept these odds. One day a colleague met him at a conference far from home. "How did you get here, by train?"

"No, I flew"

"What about your theory on the possibility of a bomb?"

"Well, I began thinking that if the odds of one bomb are 1:million, then the odds of TWO bombs are (1/1,000,000) x (1/1,000,000). This is a very, very small probability, which I can accept. So, now I bring my own bomb along!"

One line jokes-Middle age

Posted: 09 Apr 2011 12:01 AM PDT


Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

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