Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes


Really funny jokes-Water the lawn

Posted: 07 Apr 2011 12:01 AM PDT


Will - Why do you water your lawn with whisky?

Guy - So that it comes up half-cut.

Doctor jokes-Huge heart

Posted: 07 Apr 2011 12:01 AM PDT


A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.

Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"

"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.

"What's so funny about that?"

"I'm a gynecologist."

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